So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
woah that’s brilliant
all time faves
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
oh my god
im gonna reblog this shit everytime i see it because this bitch has been 17 since i was six years old and she’s still 17 and i’m 24 and it isn’t fair .
OMG. WHY ISN’T SHE AGING?
Can I JUST say….. Black. Don’t. Crack.
Siva is cheating #tomtantrum hahah
Demi Lovato talking about her trip to Kenya
THIS IS SO STRANGELY SATISFYING TO WATCH I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAIN
Look at how satisfied that guy is. He’s like “Yeah I did science”
“And yet spending time by yourself is how we figure out who we are and what we really love”
I LOVE BEING ALONE